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Can you Spare a Dime?


Me : “Hey Ricky. Are you holding up that bike rack?”
Ricky : “Maybe I am.. or maybe every time I try to roll my foot back up onto the sidewalk, gravity and these durn slippy wheels bring me right back down into the dirt!! I think I’ll just wait here till you’re done with work anyways. Can you lay my hat down on the ground? Maybe patrons passing by will cough up some change and I can crawl over to Dunkin Donuts and get a snack.”
Me : “RICKY!!”

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New Skates!


Ricky : “Mom. These wheels are very slippy. I don’t think this was a good idea..”
Me : “You’ll get it Ricky. I used to be able to do cartwheels and splits on mine. If I can do it, you can do it!”
Ricky : “Mom. Did you hit your head maybe?? Cartwheels and splits?? That’s crazy. I can’t believe anything you say now!”
Ricky rolls her eyes at me
Me : “It’s true Ricky. It was the 1980s. Skating was very popular. I had glitter laces in my skates and stretchy satiny skate-covers! Grandma would drive me to the rink every weekend. You should see the cool clothes we…. ”
Ricky : “OK MOM. If you could just hop on out of your time machine there and help me it would be much appreciated, thanks!”

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Happy Wiener Wednesday!


Ricky and Rainie are admiring each other’s shoes poolside when the Sonny Angels and Robby approach…

Frenchie : “Ooo la la!! Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir??”
Ricky : “Keep it up and your naked butt is going to be thrown in that pool!! I have a pull string lasso and I know how to use it!!! Just move along buddy and take your little naked friends with you!! Get to steppin’!!”
Rainie : “Oh my Ricky! You are just the bee’s knees!!”

New Sister

First Convo..Ricky : “DID YOU SWIM HERE? Uhhhh… sorry… *whispers* did you swim here?”
Rainie : “No. I flew on an aeroplane. Why did you think I swam here??”
Ricky : “Well…you’re wearing a bathing suit and a swim cap..soo….”
Rainie : “My birth mum Gemma dressed me in this! I think I look cute!”
Ricky : “You do. Do you think I can borrow it sometime? I’ll let you borrow my clothes too!”
Rainie : “Sure!! Ricky…I think we’re going to be very good friends.”
Ricky : “Me too! MOM! SHE CAN STAY!!”Plane RideRicky : “Rainie, were you scared to leave your mum and fly on your own?”
Rainie : “Yes. Flying on the plane was scary and I miss my mum….”
Ricky : “My mom will take good care of you and you can talk to your mum whenever you want. Okay?”
Rainie : “Thanks Ricky. I’m not as scared anymore, but I’m very tired.”
Ricky : “I think you have jet legs! That what happens when you fly far away. You should take a nap.”
Rainie : “Okay. Will you stay with me?”
Ricky : “Yup. I’ll be right here.” Jet LegsRicky : “Mom. Rainie has jet legs. I’m going to take care of her while she sleeps. *whispers*.. I think I love her already mom. thank you… and tell Gemma I said thank you..”
Me : “I’ll tell her.” ♥Keeping an Eye OutRicky watches closely while Rainie takes her nap.