What the Heck is That??!

Me : “It’s a pug. A pug is a small dog”
Ricky : “Mom. That is NOT a dog. It looks ridiculous.”
Me : “It IS a dog. It’s for you and your sisters.. Her name is Fiddy”
Ricky : “Fiddy?!? Why is she called Fiddy??”
Me : “Because she cost 50 cents….”
Ricky : “MOM. Take her back and get me two blowpops instead. Okay??”