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Plan for BlytheCon

Me : “Ricky! What are you doing??”
Ricky : “I’m laying down in the donations! Is that a crime??!”
Me : “Uhh. No. I guess not.”
Ricky : “I was thinking.. I know you are already exhausted and you’re going to be working really hard at this BlytheCon shindig.. Do you want me to shop for you while you work?? I’d be more than happy to spend your money for you…”
Me : “Yeah. I’m sure you would be.”
Ricky : “Every time we go to a BlytheCon you say you should buy a doll and you never do!”
Me : “Yeah. I know..”
Ricky : “I’m going to go find myself a new sister this time, and then I’ll come back and tell you which booth she’s at and how much you gotta pay them to adopt her!! Let’s make this happen! No slacking!! OKAY??!!”
Me : “OKAY! WAIT… What did I just agree to??!! I’m so tired..”

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Aside

Small Discoveries

Ricky : “Mom? Why are you not using that shelf on the fridge door??”
Me : “What shelf??! I’m using all the shelves!!”
Ricky : “Nuh uh. It’s empty!! Look!”
Me : **bends down to look** “What the heck?? I didn’t even know there was a shelf there!!”
Ricky : “It’s like that dream.. You know the one where all of a sudden you find this whole other area of your house that you never knew existed!! Except this is a tiny shelf, not a big room…”
Me : “I would rather have found a big room..”
Ricky : “We can store Twizzlers on that shelf!”
Me : “They don’t go in the fridge..”
Ricky : “Stop being such a negative Nelly, Mom!”

OUTTAKES – DALLAS PHOTOBOMB

 

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Fanmail??

Me : “Ricky? What do you have there?? Did you open one of the BlytheCon packages??!”
Ricky : “RELAX, MOM! This is from my BFF Melani! You see it says, ‘To Ricky’?? That means it’s MINE and it even says I don’t have to share with my sisters!!”
Me : “That’s some haul… Did you tell Melani thank you??”
Ricky : “I was going to… I’m just checking to make sure everything is in good condition.. The Noid looks good. Ponies are all accounted for. The bag is all bag-like, handles are intact. Lollipops look delicious and unlicked. Boombox is rad. The disco balls have no broken mirrors! I’m promoting Melani to my #1 fan!”
Me : “AND the hat fits your big fat head!!”
Ricky : “Oh yeah! I almost forgot about the hat!! HEY!!! My head’s not fat!”
Me : “Suuure it’s not.”

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Wakka..Wakka..Wakka..

Ricky : “So these are all creatures from 1980s’ video games?? That’s why Morgan made hair stuff with them on it??”
Me : “Yep. There are hair clips with Pac Man, the ghosts from Pac-Man, and some Space Invaders..”
Ricky : “What kind of space did they invade?? Personal space? Like they stand too close to you..??”
Me : “Nooo.. OUTER Space!”
Ricky : “Ohh.. I was gonna say that sounds like a really stupid game… I think those ghosts on that headband are looking at me… Do you think they’re looking at me?”
Me : “They might be.. I’m not sure.. Stay still just in case.”
Ricky : “MOM!”

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Starstruck

Ricky : “So this signed picture came from that Dolly Treasures lady? The mom of the Little Mischiefs??! Those girls I see on my iPad, that get into all sorts of trouble?!!”
Me : “Yes. Eileen is her name and she donated that picture to us to give away at BlytheCon.”
Ricky : “And she’s going to be AT BlytheCon??!! With these Little Mischief girls??!!”
Me : “Yes, she will.”
Ricky : “Ohhhh… OHHHHH…. I don’t know what I’m going to wear!!! They always look so pretty! Even when they’re covered in flour!! I CAN’T BREATHE MOM!! Those girls are like my heroes!! I THINK I’M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!! GAAAAHHH..”
Me : “RICKY! Calm down! It’ll be fine!”
Ricky : “Mom. You don’t know! What if they talk to me and I can’t talk!! What if i open my mouth and nothing comes out??!!”
Me : “Well…. The silence would be nice for a change..”
Ricky : “MOTHER!! That is mean!!”
Me : “I’m sorry…”

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A Bevy of Boxen

Ricky : “Uhh ohhh, Mom… I think you went a little bit overboard buying yourself stuff for your birthday! Look at all those boxes!! Dad is gonna be soooo mad…”
Me : “These aren’t things I bought! These are donations for BlytheCon!”
Ricky : “So people are just sending you free stuff??! That’s crazy!!”
Me : “It’s not crazy! People in our community are very generous. It’s awesome!”
Ricky : “How are you keeping track of everything??!”
Me : “I have a Google spread sheet workbook… Items in black aren’t here yet. Items in purple have arrived. I also have sheets for the different types of donations too and everything is numbered!”
Ricky : “You are such a nerd…”
Me : “I’m okay with that. And by the way, Dad wouldn’t care if all those boxes did have stuff I bought myself for my birthday!”
Ricky : “Yeah. I know… He’s a pushover!”

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Donation Inspector

Me : “Ricky…? Where did you get all of that stuff?!”
Ricky : “It was in a box… The box was open, MOM! I didn’t open it!!”
Me : “I know you didn’t open it… I opened it! You aren’t supposed to be going through the BlytheCon Brooklyn donations!”
Ricky : “I was proofreading this magazine!! I’m helping!!”
Me : “And what about the hairbands, the friendship pins and the button??!”
Ricky : “It’s all about quality control! I don’t want anyone getting any duds in their goodie bags! You’ll be happy to know these have all been given my stamp of approval! Great job Christin and Andrew!!”
Me : “I’m going to have to put these donation boxes up much higher.. or maybe lock the spare room..”
Ricky : “Okay.. but if some wonky donation gets through, I’m not taking the blame..”
Me : “I think we’ll be okay.”